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10/10. i cried

life-changing masterpiece

peak fiction

Love this game! I couldn't stop laughing when I was playing XD

5 star game. I enjoyed this. The jumpscare made me poop!

Refuses to install from the itch app, it gives an error saying "Cannot read property 'build' of undefined." Figured I'd let you know in case you can figure out what the problem is.

goty of the year also game of the year

ngl i had a lot of fun with this

bruh how do i open the game?

Run "RPG_RT.exe" in the game folder :)

looks bloody brilliant innit blud

Its worth 10.00

Discovered this game today thanks to a video on YouTube by Riggy2k3. I played it with my brother, and we had a lot of fun! This game is so creative, amazing and funny, and as a game developer, I found it very inspiring, maybe I'll produce something similar in the future.

Riggy is a good friend and it was super sweet of him to mention the game on that video! I'm glad you and and your brother had fun, if you do end up making something similar, I would love to see it.

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If Yoshi was still on tax fraud, this would be the sequel.

i played it on my 3ds with easyrpg and it was amazingggggg


what the hell is tesco tho

Ayyy I'm really happy to hear this! I played a fair few rpg maker games on my 3ds as well, so it's cool to hear it came full circle in a way. And if the game didn't teach you all about the wonders of Tesco, I'm not sure anything else can :P

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this game predicted the queen's death

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Genuinely a really fucking good and funny ass time, glad to have played this lol.

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Lool I love this game so much!!! It's so fun and filled with jokes written while high. :D

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i made this accoun t just to let you know that i will never forget the experience of playing this game for the first time this is going to be a core memory

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I'm really happy to hear this, it's exactly what I wanted to achieve with the project. Thank you very much!

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The best fucking shit I've ever played.
When I thought Yoshi Goes To Tesco couldn't surprise me, it did; when I thought Yoshi Goes to Tesco couldnt get more relatable, it did. 
A beautiful masterpiece of adventure filled with exciting moments that no game will ever recreate

can I download it on linux?

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I'm not sure. If it doesn't run by default it should definitely run with the EasyRPG emulator though!

the without rtp version doesnt work

Is it because you don't have the rpg maker 2003 rtp installed by any chance

i dont have it installed

Welp, there you go. The without rtp version only runs if you already have the rtp.

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What is the title theme music named?

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I think it's called "I Love Beijing Tiananmen," I used the short loop version from Hong Kong 97

Easily the best part of the "Gettin' Weird with It" Vinesauce segment from last Sunday. Thank you for your service, soldier o7

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I had Gettin Weird with It on in the background while developing most of the game and the games featured there were a big influence on how this came together. It was an honor to be on there and give back to the community o7 

I'm trying to download this game it won't let me it says it's a virus I even downloaded the other version it still counts as a virus what should I do

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Rpg maker games have a tendency to get flagged falsely as viruses. It's probably because there's an .exe file in the folder, and it's safe to ignore the warning, don't worry 👍

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this game goes righteously hard

nice

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awesome rpg video game experience

RTP Portugal?

really great writing gj pal

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best British game ever

game window tiny

You can change the resolution by pressing F5 and toggle fullscreen with F4 :)

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this game is so funny, it made my day! XD

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i just wanted to say that a friend of mine streamed this in a discord server and it was one of the most phenomenal narrative experiences we've ever experienced. thank you for this masterpiece

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Stories like this are super special to me, I'm happy it gave y'all something to do together and glad you had fun!

beautiful

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this is the best game i've ever played

Mobile phone port?

It might run on mobile if you play it on EasyRPG emulator, but there's no official port planned.

it says its missing system2c

Which version did you download? The default or the one without rtp?

In any case, the easy solution would be to download EasyRPG emulator and run it through there, it troubleshoots most issues for you :)

i forgor

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I call it soccer, can I suck yoshi's dick and balls now?

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I also think people that call it soccer should suck yoshi's dick and balls

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Absolute masterpiece of the craft, elegantly captures the subtle naunces of bri'ish shopping


also very enjoyable beyond just the comedy which is refreshing for a shitpost game

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Thank you! I always try to make my shitposts at least a little entertaining and high quality so I'm glad that came through!