A downloadable masterpiece

While visiting your mother, she reminds you that she's going to die soon, and that you need to find a woman before she does. Silly mother. However, you don't want to disappoint her, so you go to the bar where you're supposed to be working to pick up women. That's where you meet Her. You bond instantly and decide to take her home to your mother. But that's the start of a chain of events that somehow land you in space.

Starring; He; a man, She; a woman, Jeffrey Dahmer; a serial killer, Skinny Jeans; RIP Skinny Jeans always in our hearts, and Lo-Fi Chill Beats music.

A short (10 minutes ~ 20 minutes) surrealist comedy game. It's essentially a satire on hollywood's vision of romance and relationships, granted much dumber. There's very little gameplay and you're highly unlikely to be frustrated, so sit back, relax, and enjoy one of the dumbest games of the year you will probably play.

Made for the Theme Roulette 2 event on rpg maker net, with the word prompt being "Sherbet" and the image prompt being a botanical garden.

Warning: This game contains crass humour and content that may not be suitable for younger audiences.

Install instructions

Warning: The "No RTP" download is for people who have the Rpg Maker 2003 RTP (Run Time Package) installed on their computers. If you do not have it installed, download the "With RTP" version instead.

Extract the zip file.

Run the exe file.

Do NOT drink orange juice while playing no matter what the magician man tells you.

Have fun.


Two Strangers Sat in a Garden (With RTP) 46 MB
Two Strangers Sat in a Garden (No RTP) 30 MB

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